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“The whole film depends on my character giving it all up for her. When she came in the room, it all made sense. Show me someone that wouldn’t give it all up for Emma Stone, and I’ll show you a liar.”

icecreamisbetterwithafork:

is this not the cutest thing ever?

sparkle vegas barbie ftw.

Source: secretingredients

All at once everything is different
Now that I see you

My most favorite houseguest ever.

“I haven’t seen a pair of JNCOS since I was a virgin.”

“I am so tired of her front wedge. Like I could plaster mold her vagina because of how often I’ve seen it with her pants selection.”

“Do you think I can request a soft focus lens to even out my skin tone?”

“Do you notice Jesus looks the same in all his head shots?”

“My plan is to carry the veto around with me and whenever one of them ask me to use it on them, slap them in the face with it.”

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Source: formerlycollarblinds

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Source: culturepopping

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Pelican / Pelican’t

Text by Metaphorest

Visuals by mariea

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